I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
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