She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
that's an acceptable place to lick
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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