I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
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