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it hurts more in the daytime
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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