So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
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