im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
Randomize
