Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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