: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
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