The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
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im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
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You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
Just got a message on OkCupid from a 20-year-old who has "Momma's Boy" tattoed across his chest and thinks the earth is bigger than the sun.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
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