I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
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