how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
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