My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
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You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
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I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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