But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
Confessions From 23 People Who Have Been Hiding Terrible Secrets
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.