dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
GUESS WHAT I JUST LICKED
I feel like half our conversations start this way.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME