So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
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