His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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