Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
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