She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
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