1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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