How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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