I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
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you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
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Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
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