I molested 6 butterflies tonight
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
The waitress asked if you wanted white or brown, and you said "Isn't it all the same color when it's toasted?". She stared at you for about 20 seconds before she decided that you weren't fucking with her.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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