I don't usually arrange sex via text message
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
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