I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
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he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
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Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
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