get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
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