weddingsv make me drug and hornr
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
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