I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
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Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
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Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
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