Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
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