it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
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