so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
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I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
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I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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