Is it normal to miss your booty call?
Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
He looked me in the chest and said "I think I was visited by the titty fairy last night"
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
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