Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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