Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
i just ate something from under my fingernail. i dont know what it was, but it tasted half decent
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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