I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
the hot woman interviewing me is reading jokes off the back of laffy taffy.... I'm getting laid and possibly a job
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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