I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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