butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
I made everyone scream the national anthem with me after playing true American last night. I'm pretty much their leader now.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
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