I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
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