Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
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Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
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So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
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