Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
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Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
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The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
I'm not going to waste the next hour of my life writing a diplomatic email explaining that she's bitch. I have Parks and Rec to watch.
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