I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
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Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
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i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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