Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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