every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
Randomize
