I just chugged a whole pitcher of beer in 1 min. 9 sec. A whole goddamn pitcher.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
