I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
I told her you were a premature ejaculator. She nodded and said "Really? Wow, how long's he been a Pilot for?"
you are both the best and worst wingman ever.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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