he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
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of course. lets lasso hookers.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
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I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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