we have pet lesbian snakes
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
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I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
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See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
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