He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
tell me about the fingering
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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