they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
"Ever since I killed her kid she be actin' shady." Actual quote overheard at Marine World just now. Oh God.
I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
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