dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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