I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
23 Bosses Confess The Craziest Thing They’ve Seen An Employee Do
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
19 People Confess What It’s Like To Have Sex With Someone That Is Transitioning
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say