plz talk dirty to me
doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
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i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
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And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
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How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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