Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
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