The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
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