She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
So I was talking to her on the phone last night and had to mute it so I could take a crap.
Side Note: My mute button doesn't work.
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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