he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
50% drunk capacity currently
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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