I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
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