but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
Its about making memories worth repressing
The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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